By Prosper Mene
Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan, A lawmaker from Kogi Central, has released a biting satirical apology to Senate President Godswill Akpabio, further escalating the public feud that has gripped Nigeria’s political landscape. The tongue-in-cheek letter, circulated widely on social media comes amid her ongoing six-month suspension from the Senate and a recent attack on her family home.
In the mock apology, Senator Natasha humorously “begs forgiveness” for her alleged infractions, including disrupting the Senate’s seating arrangement and accusing Akpabio of sexual harassment. With sharp wit, she refers to her suspension as a “Senate sabbatical” and pledges to redirect her constituents to Akpabio’s office for representation. The letter also alludes to the April 16 attack on her family residence in Obeiba-Ihima, Kogi State, sarcastically suggesting such incidents might be “enthusiastic fans” of Akpabio’s leadership.
The satirical letter has sparked a polarized reaction. Supporters of Natasha, particularly women’s rights groups, have hailed it as a bold critique of perceived abuses of power in the Senate. “She’s turning their oppression into a weapon of truth,” said Aisha Mohammed, a convener of the “We Are All Natasha” campaign, which has organized protests in Lagos and Kaduna. Critics, however, including allies of Akpabio, have called the letter disrespectful and unbefitting a senator. “This is a mockery of the Senate’s dignity,” fumed Senator Ibrahim Yahaya, a known Akpabio loyalist.
The apology follows Natasha’s March 6 suspension, officially attributed to “gross misconduct” after a heated dispute over seating arrangements. Natasha, however, alleges the suspension is retaliation for her public claims of harassment by Akpabio, which the Senate leadership has vehemently denied. Her case has garnered international attention, with Natasha addressing the United Nations’ CSW69 Women’s Program in New York on March 13, where she described her ordeal as an attempt to silence female voices in politics.
Adding to the drama, Natasha’s constituents have filed a lawsuit at the Federal High Court in Abuja to challenge her suspension, arguing it deprives them of representation. Concurrently, a controversial recall effort against her has faltered after the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) flagged irregularities in the petition’s signatures. Meanwhile, the April 16 attack on her family home remains under investigation by the Okehi Police Division, with no arrests reported.
Political analysts view Natasha’s satirical apology as a strategic move to keep her plight in the public eye. “She’s using humor to highlight the absurdity of her situation while rallying her base,” said Dr. Chidi Okonkwo, a political commentator. “But it risks further alienating the Senate leadership, which could prolong her suspension.”
The Senate has yet to formally respond to the letter, though sources close to Akpabio indicate he is “unfazed” and focused on legislative duties. Natasha, meanwhile, continues to advocate for justice, with her legal team preparing to escalate her case to international bodies like the Inter-Parliamentary Union (IPU).
